May 2013
aeslehchelsea:
She once asked me
the name of my favourite poet and I replied
God
She laughed and played along and asked me which one of his works was my absolute favourite
I said it was the one where he wrote her into existence
Let me keep this around for future reference cus DANG that was smooth!
louderdecibelle:
koizumim:
really though
if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function
why arent they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes
#spoilers: its because its bullshit
I think you just proved why...
angelwithwormstache:
portablemiah:
benskid:
portablemiah:
illegal immigrants? you mean white people
except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created.
did you actually just say white people created society in america
HA! And bests movie ever!
dude-thats-my-ghost:
askgeorgebush:
fridge-logic:
askgeorgebush:
What if the Doctor’s name is just something like
Phil
You mean like this
OH
SHIT
O_O
IRS asked anti-abortion group about content of... →
crusadermaximus:
While applying with the Internal Revenue Service for tax-exempt status in 2009, an Iowa-based anti-abortion group was asked to provide information about its members’ prayer meetings, documents sent by an IRS official to the organization reveal. On June 22, 2009, the Coalition for Life of Iowa received a letter from the IRS office in Cincinnati, […]
Gets worse and worse…
And...
God, Books, and Lingerie: Catholic Problems #36 →
catholic-on-the-internet:
hislittleflower-throughconcrete:
purplebeards:
hislittleflower-throughconcrete:
Pro Choicer: What if they can’t afford another baby??!!
You: ADOPTION!
Pro Choicer:
And what if they can’t afford pregnancy and birth? What if their child is…
Amen!!
Can we keep a scorecard of the IRS's abuses?
previewofthoughts:
1) target conservative groups, while giving similar liberal groups the pass
2) target pro-life groups telling them they must either a) support abortion, or b) not picket planned parenthood
3) target conservative individuals. And asking groups their relationship with specific people
4) auditing conservatives solely because they are “big names” in conservativism
5) targeting...
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Federal Court Slams Obama's Use of Recess... →
crusadermaximus:
The president’s bad week just got worse.
I always wondered what the Nixon presidency was like, recently it has occurred to me that I’m living in one.
^^^^boom!
Baby Dies After Man Allegedly Tricks Girlfriend... →
talkstraight:
Lee said when she learned she was pregnant, Welden took her to see his father, who is an obstetrician in Lutz. A sonogram and blood test confirmed Lee was six-weeks pregnant.
The next day, Welden called his girlfriend with bad news. Her blood test apparently showed she had a bacterial infection and she would need to take Amoxicillin to clear it up.
On Good Friday, Lee said...
owlapin:
owlapin:
owlapin:
MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING
you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and...
Anti-Abortion Activists to Target Toronto High... →
closertothelost:
Anti-abortion activists vow to target every high school in Toronto by holding pop-up protests that contain graphic images.
The best comment was this:
Out of all the complaints, I’m not hearing any that deny that the pictures accurately show what happens in an abortion. Might as well come right out and say, “The truth is so awful we don’t want it known.
akatriel-rowanborn:
walkwthoutrhythm:
elfgrove:
spookystriderass:
sydferrett:
why are some people so excited to be nineties kids i mean this was in style
why wouldnt you be excited about that
WE. USED. ALL. THE. COLORS.
When you have slain a rainbow it is only right to use every part of it.
See the Rainbow, Taste the Rainbow. Skin it for its pelt.
it was a mark of honor to...
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