Rahab (aka, a woman) helped the Israelites capture...
this-is-radiant-joy: Tell me more about how Catholics hate women.
Kevin, on my first mass as coordinator
Chris: I'm not even trained at all
Kevin: Hahaha, typical. Here's the thing though, you've been to mass eleven trillion times. Take all that liberty and run with it! LITURGICAL DANCE!
Flag procession! Write the petitions and make them hella liberal. "That our leaders would reveal their tax records, we pray to the Lord."
Sing protestant songs. Clap a lot.
Limbo to the host.
Preside over mass and do the whole thing in German.
"That the church would open the priesthood to women and cats, we pray to the lord."
"That the pope would host a Vatican dance party, we pray to the lord."
LOLZ IM A CAT AND IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A PRIEST!!!
odonovangirl: Just commented on a gay rights group (that I have been a member of now for years) about how the mass amount of Catholic hate on the page is very saddening. There are constant post about how Catholics are bigots, idiots, molesters and so on.. Considering they were a group preaching love and equality, I asked for a little less religion bashing, because no its not okay to stereotype...
nikosnature: 7tongues: Repent: Jesus is not the founder of the ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH. toasterovenlovin: 7tongues: Jesus is not the founder of the Roman Catholic Church. That church was founded by men, and not by God. There is a new church being founded almost every week it seems. So many names for this belief and that belief. And it is obvious that once again the Devil has made his way...
wizcoylifa: coelacanthteeth: does Drake ever acknowledge that he was on Degrassi or does he just pretend like that never happened they know, they know, they know i seriously just made a noice that is not human! lol
jaysonquindao: jakefromstate-farm: This should be a bud light ad AWWWHHHH! OH MY GOSHHHH! @alannafied <333
Clubfeet - Last Words (RAC Maury Mix) SOO...
samicat: shanparkervarietyhour: I was going to make a joke about how these freedom jokes are getting old, but then I realized that somebody would just reblog it with a picture of a bald eagle. YOU THOUGHT WRONG patriotism is NOT limited to Bald Eagles you commie!!!
Anonymous asked: So, with suicide being a sin, what if someone with cancer decided to stop getting treatment and just slowly die, does that mean that theyre gonna go to hell?
Bad Luck Brian Starts Schism
catholicmemebase: Starts fun Catholic Memes page. Causes Schism in the Church hahaha ohh man!! this is too horrible!!! XD
Why Don’t You Just Marry The Church?
catholicmemebase: If you love the Catholic Church so much, why don’t you just marry it? Hmmm, Maybe I will. this is too perfect!!
Religious leaders from around the world have the duty and moral obligation to...– His All-Holiness Ecumenical Patriarch Bartholomew I of Constantinople (via theorthodoxbrit)
kyle-ochi asked: i can never hate on u bro without laughing lol come to think of it doesn't she "technically cheat" on edward during the movie where she kissed that werewolf? man maybe she wasn't acting on that scene xP
kyle-ochi asked: how dare you call her a hussy! i can't believe you bro! what happened to you man! I feel like i don't know who you are anymore! you could have said any other word but you chose hussy? freakin potty mouth.. check yoself bro!
yvonniski asked: First of all, Carlos is not claiming to be someone he's not. We're not perfect. We all make mistakes. Passing judgement is one that everyone makes every now and then. It's not ok, but that doesn't give anyone the right to judge him.
bellaes replied to your post: whatever dude at least she doesn’t pretend to be something she’s not, too bad you can’t say the same TWO POINTS FOR CARLOS~ THANKS!! ^____^
not-thin-but-minty asked: Okay, I'm all for jokes, but it's just an...offensive word...ya know? Thank you for clarifying your intentions. (:
ephereals asked: whatever dude at least she doesn't pretend to be something she's not, too bad you can't say the same
not-thin-but-minty asked: You in no way have to like her, that's not at all a problem with me. I'm not the biggest fan of her either hahaha.
not-thin-but-minty asked: "Tolerance applies only to persons, but never to principles. Intolerance applies only to principles, but never to persons" -Fulton Sheen. Look familiar? Saying that it was wrong of Kristen Stewart, or anybody for that matter, to cheat would, be not tolerating a principle. Calling someone a "cheating hussy?" That's being intolerant towards a person. God never looks down on...