itsoddrey:

inmytsinelas:

myladymother:

“did it hurt when you fell from heaven” is the most insulting counterproductive pickup line of all time because you know who the only other person to ever fall from heaven was

L U C I F E R   T H E   P R I N C E   O F   D A R K N E S S

dang you right tho.

oh and to be on the safe side:

Saint Michael the Archangel, 
defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray;
and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host, 
by the Divine Power of God, 
cast into hell Satan and all the evil spirits
who roam throughout the world seeking the ruin of souls.

Ahahahahhahaha!

FELL! not got kicked out because you tried to overtake God’s reign thus damning yourself into eternal darkness! jeez, overreact much?!